ok...enough about my problems, ON TO THE ARTWORK!!!

I shall call this list "THE LIST OF ART THAT SHOULD GET A DAILY DEVIATION"

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ok, so that's 10, right?

Moving on...I am excited to tell you that I am going to learn the beautiful language of Italy and wanted some feedback on the best way to go about this. There are so many brilliant people in dA and you speak 20 languages. All I know are curse words and bad pick-up lines.
I was thinking about "Rosetta Stone".
Why this sudden affinity for Italy? Sono nell'amore!

Choose a catagory, look for your feature, make a new friend

-Funny! [link]
-A Friend Who Makes Me Think [link]
-Sunsets [link] [link] [link]
-A Naked Person (this should have been first...sex sells) [link]
-Just Plain Cool [link]
-Flowers! [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link]
-Beautiful Faces [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link] [link]
-Beautiful Places [link] [link]
-Things That Blow My Mind [link] [link] [link] [link]
-Too Cute For Words [link] [link] [link]

Ok, enough...for now! Muah haa haa haaaaaa!

I love you all!

-Jeff

This journal is about people (more or less)

If I didn't brag about you here, please don't be offended. At least I am talking about you first.

You all know her, you all love her...The lovely Marta [link]

She was holding a contest to capture her 10,000th visitor and I was the turkey head
that blew it. I was so excited that I forgot to capture the number. I am a tool. Please give me a break.

My challenge [link] is still on!

My other deviant friend, Doc [link] is recovering from a shoulder injury. Please stop by and wish him well. He's as cool as a cucumber and a good person.

This is my girlfriend [link] lol...just kidding.

John likes bugs...really close up [link]

Luke [link] uses the force and looks like Eddie Vedder. Go get him ladies!

Guys...
Monique [link] is hot and talented
WhiteBook [link] is hot and talented
Chrissie [link] is hot and talented
Gea [link] is hot and talented
Simone [link] is hot and talented

Respect them or I will find you and brain you.

What else...um...
Oh yeah! Tax stuff. blah blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda enough of that.

One of my best friends just had a baby girl last night so, he's a busy guy.
Talented photographer though. He's here --->[link]

I have a crush on [link]
Shhhh! Don't tell her!

And last but certanly not least...I give you the cutest picture on the planet [link]
Trish is hot and talented too.

I deeply respect you all and love the crap out of you!

Love your music and art and feed your minds!
-Jeff

Muah haa haa haaa haaaaa!! <---evil laugh, duh!

I am posting a snapshot that I hate. It bores me so I want you, my deviant friends, to do stuff to it. The best you can come up with.

Here is the kicker...You have 24 hours. (hence the evil laugh)

It is not a contest.

May the best one win!

Just kidding...you can take your time. It's ON!!!

Here is the [link]

Here it is again in case you're stupid ---->[link]

Ready...Set...Go!!

...this isn't really about crack whores. Sorry, but I just wanted your attention.

Happy New Year!

I hope you all keep each other happy and healthy.

There is now Valentines crap in stores. It neaver ends!

Happy Hallmark Day!

I bashed my head into the bar when I sneezed a few minutes ago and it hurt.

Anyway...This is a new journal entry and I am writing stuff.

Link stuff!....pay attention, this gets weird...

Chain [link] s
Lancelot [link]
secret chimp

Abraham [link] oln

I gotta take a [link]

[link] 'n park

Ok...i'm done pimp'in my crap and making puns.

It's almost a full decade into the millennium already. WTF?
Where did it go? Why so quick? I'll tell you why...visit your elementry school and see how much smaller it is to you now. Thanks Albert!

My head hurts.

How the hell do I delete this journal entry?